9 10 2011

Today is the day that the Jews fast,

To attone for the sins of the year past.

And, their guilt is then wiped away,

So they can start to sin again the following day

Now, to go a whole day without a bite to eat,

To most Jews is a difficult feat,

Because food plays such an important part

In their lives, right from the start.

And that is probably why the word “Jew,”

Rhymes so perfectly with the word “chew”

Now, there are other things common to the Jews,

One of which is that they always refuse

To admit that it’s possible that another,

Can make better matsa balls than their mother,

And that their mother’s gefilte fish,

Is really quite a tasty dish.

Another is the proof that the lack of skin,

Doesn’t make something thick or thin.

So their boys will be circumcised at the age of a week

Thus, providing an excuse to eat, so to speak..




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