INCONTINENCE

23 02 2012

When a woman happens to sneeze

 

And, at the same time, in her pants she pees,

 

Stress incontinence she has to endure,

 

And Anterior Posterior Colpo Perineorhaphe is the only cure.

 

Otherwise, to diapers she is confined,

 

And dare not ever leave them behind.

 

Now, with men the situation is worse,

 

And incontinence is a terrible curse,

 

Because, surgery offers no hope,

 

And with diapers it’s hard to cope.

 

So, on an indwelling catheter they may depend,

 

A depressing way one’s life to end.

 

Now, that’s where Psychologists could play a part,

 

Because, if they are very smart,

 

To cure incontinence they may not succeed,

 

But to it, the patient may pay no heed.    

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